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Welcome to "How to Draw Tater."

Not!

NARRATOR: Let's start with her eyes and mouth.

No rush, but I'm kind of blind as a bat right now.

Oh, right Now, just draw the rest of her body,

and this drawing is final.

Final?

NARRATOR: Let's ink it in with permanent marker.

[echoing]

Permanent, permanent.

Permanent?

I don't know what my final form will be.

I'm on a journey of self-discovery.

NARRATOR: Let's explore some options.

Yes!

NARRATOR: Let's start with a form that fixes things.

Oh!

I don't think I want to work with toilets.

Can I work with animals?

NARRATOR: Sure.

Like a vet?

Puppies!

This is perfect.

Great.

Now let's ink Tater in.

Wait, wait.

What about something more action-packed?

NARRATOR: Here you go.

Cool!

Wait, I could be an adventurer.

No, no, no.

How about the...back to the puppies?

NARRATOR: OK, hold on.

Come here, you cute little--

Whoa!

Where are the puppies?

NARRATOR: I don't know.

Oh, there they are.

Yikes!

You pups got dirty.

Maybe I should be a dog groomer.

NARRATOR: Um, Tater, maybe this is a good time

to decide your final form.

[splashing]

I can't!

There's too many options!

[splashing]

Who am I?

NARRATOR: This page is chaos.

Let's fly you out of here.

Why is it so hard to choose the one thing I want to be?

What's this?

NARRATOR: Oh, this is just my degree from art school.

Artist, huh.

I like to draw.

[panting]

NARRATOR: Whoa!

First, let's make this dragon part of the family.

[dragon vocalizing]

Now we can ask our pet to fetch that flooding toilet.

Now let's draw a big toilet fountain.

[splashing]

You're goin' for a bath, dirty pups.

NARRATOR: Wow, you have quite the imagination.

So, shall we make you an artist permanently?

Uh, actually, I decided that I don't need to decide right now.

NARRATOR: Take all the time you need.

Phew.

NARRATOR: This has been "How Not to Draw a Tater."

Marker be gone!

ve Episode transcripts
Season 1 1. Summer of Tater/Summer of Primos • 2. Summer of Quehaceres/Summer of La Muñeca • 3. Summer of Los Diez/Summer of Lit-Tater-Atura • 4. Summer of Herramientas/Summer of La Naturaleza • 5. Summer of Pam/Summer of La Trabajadora • 6. Summer of La Madriguera/Summer of Los Pollos Hermanos • 7. Summer of El Patín/Summer of Chisme • 8. Summer of No Sabo/Summer of Bookita • 9. Summer of The 13th Primo/Summer of Cuadros • 10. Summer of Tater Luna/Summer of El Chu-PAW-Cabra • 11. Summer of The Baby Races/Summer of La Extraterrestre • 12. Summer of El Futuro/Summer of Super No Entiendo 64 • 13. Summer of La Excavación/Summer of La Pijamada • 14. Summer of Imi-Tater/Summer of Ignacio • 15. Summer of El Cringe/Summer of Taternomics • 16. Summer of La Hamaca/Summer of The Santa Anas • 17. Summer of Segundos/Summer of Breaking Bud • 18. Summer of Gwenship/Summer of Heart Eyes • 19. Summer of Hacienda Chills/Summer of Los Bots • 20. Summer of the Mixtape/Summer of Je Ne Sais Quoi • 21. Summer of Local Girl/Summer of Cumple • 22. Summer of La Cultura/Summer of Santa Tabi • 23. Summer of Calabazas y Tostones/Summer of El Demo • 24. Summer of Los Limones/Summer of La Iguana
Pilots 1. Animation Test • 2.¡Feliz Cumple!
Shorts 1. How NOT To Draw: Tater
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