The Primos Main Title Theme is the opening theme song to Primos. It is sung by Tater Ramirez Humphrey and establishes the main idea of the show from Tater's point of view, as well as how she ended up needing to share her home with her cousins. The songs lyrics are written by Alana Da Fonseca, Bobby Studley, and Natasha Kline.
The Spanish exclamation "Oye!" translates to "Hey!" in English, hence the lyrics are "Hey Cousins!"
Lyrics[]
Tater:
Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!
Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!
Hey, oh hey!
I was gonna be so cool
Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool...again
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Why you all up in my face?
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Get up out my space!
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater:
You're wearin' out my brain.
You're drivin’ me insane.
Not the roll call again!
Cousin Bud
Nacho and Lita
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita
Scooter
LotLot and Gordita
Nachito
ChaCha
and Lucita
Everyone: Yay!
Tater: No! Come on!
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Ugh...
Tater:
Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!
Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!
Hey, oh hey!
I was gonna be so cool
Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool...again
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Why you all up in my face?
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Get up out my space!
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater:
You're wearin' out my brain.
You're drivin’ me insane.
Not the roll call again!
Cousin Bud
Nacho and Lita
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita
Scooter
LotLot and Gordita
Nachito
ChaCha
and Cookita
Everyone: Yay!
Tater: No! Come on!
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Ugh...
T-Sisters:
Slay, the T Sisters are here
Summer's starting, and we're filling it with cheer
Slay, oh slay
This will be one for the books
'Cause you know this trio's about to serve up fuego looks.
Tere: Fuego.
T-Sisters:
The T Sisters
Yeah, we got that special sauce
We're great listeners
So we always know hot gossip
The T Sisters
Now let's get in the zone
Bring inspiración
With these transformación
Pyramid and diamond too
There's no shape that we can't do
Carousel, a single tower
Heart of star and blooming flowers
Puppy dog, dinosaur
Promise just a couple more
Question mark, inverted V
And, of course, our favorite-- T
Tater: Wow. That looks insanely difficult.
Tere: I mean, for others, yes. But not when you are…
T-Sisters:
The T Sisters
We take the world by storm
Like three twisters
We're help you find your final form
The T Sisters
We're pretty and trendy
Also humble as can be
We've got perfect harmony—eeeeee—eeeee—
Tater: Is this gonna keep going? Or...
T-Sisters: The T Sisters
LotLot:
Hey, I'm here to scare you all
With a show so cursed your skin is gonna crawl
Lots of ghosts
And also lots of blood
Oh, no, look a zombie baby's eating Cousin Bud
Boo! It's LotLot!
My show will make you shriek
Fear the onslaught
Of goblins, ghouls, and freaks
Boo! It's LotLot!
I'm giving you a scare
So tune in if you dare
Let's meet the whole ensemble
Gordita will have you screaming
Cha Cha's possessed by a demon
Nacho is a masked intruder
Watch your neck, it's vampire Scooter
Cut! Cut, can we please get more blood on vampire scooter?
Nachito Ramirez: Sorry, LotLot, we ran out of blood oranges.
LotLot: We'll just have to use my backup bucket.
Tater: That's also from blood oranges, right?
LotLot: Maybe.
Boo! It's LotLot!
The most spooky girl in town
Got a soft spot
For creepy evil clowns
Boo! It's LotLot!
I'm filling you with dread
It's the raising of the dead
Don't you look under the bed
Boo! It's LotLot!
Trivia[]
- The theme song's sequence was animated in Philippines by Snipple Animation Studios.
- Meanwhile, The Theme Song Takeover version was either animated traditionally in South Korea by Rough Draft Korea or animated in flash by Liquid Animation.
- The original upload of the opening was made private on April 11th due to the opening theme being updated changing Cookita to Lucita.
- There are 3 versions of the opening due to edits
- The original version with the Terremoto Heights and "Cookita".
- The second version with the Terremoto Heights sign but with a "Los Angeles" sign above it, "Lucita", and the Hollywood sign visible at the end.
- The third version now with the new Hacienda Hills sign.
- Before Tater shouts the first "¡Oye! ¡Primos!", the primos are shown mimicking the dancing scene in A Charlie Brown Christmas.
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