The Primos Main Title Theme is the opening theme song to Primos. It is sung by Tater Ramirez Humphrey and establishes the main idea of the show from Tater's point of view, as well as how she ended up needing to share her home with her cousins. The songs lyrics are written by Alana Da Fonseca, Bobby Studley, and Natasha Kline.
The Spanish exclamation "Oye!" translates to "Hey!" in English, hence the lyrics are "Hey Cousins!"
Lyrics[]
Tater: Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!
Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!
Hey, oh hey! I was gonna be so cool
Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool... again
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Why you all up in my face?
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Get up out my space!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: You're wearin' out my brain.
You're drivin’ me insane.
Not the roll call again!
Cousin Bud, Nacho, and Lita
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita
Scooter, LotLot, and Gordita
Nachito, ChaCha, and Lucita
Everyone: Yeah!
Tater: No! Come on!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Ugh...
Tater: Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!
Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!
Hey, oh hey! I was gonna be so cool
Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool... again
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Why you all up in my face?
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Get up out my space!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: You're wearin' out my brain.
You're drivin’ me insane.
Not the roll call again!
Cousin Bud, Nacho, and Lita
Tere, Tabi, and Toñita
Scooter, LotLot, and Gordita
Nachito, ChaCha, and Cookita
Everyone: Yeah!
Tater: No! Come on!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Ugh...
Tater: Hey! Another day in my old 'hood!
Summer's startin', and it's gonna be so good!
Hey, oh hey! I was gonna be so cool
Then you all moved in and got me looking like a fool... again
Everyone: ¡Oye! ¡Primos!
Tater: Why you all up in my face?
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Get up out my space!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: You're wearin' out my brain.
You're drivin’ me insane.
Not the roll call again!
Cousin Bud, Little Ben, and Tita
Lola, Lulu, and Lucita
Scooter, Huynnie, and Gordita
Benito, Mija, and Cookita
Everyone: Yeah!
Tater: No! Come on!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: I was complaining, this isn't supposed to be a party!
Everyone: ¡Oye Primos!
Tater: Ugh...
T-Sisters: Slay, the T-Sisters are here
Summer's starting, and we're filling it with cheer
Slay, oh slay! This will be one for the books
'Cause you know this trio's about to serve up fuego looks.
Tere: Fuego.
T-Sisters: The T-Sisters
Yeah, we got that special sauce
We're great listeners
So we always know the hot goss
The T-Sisters
Now let's get in the zone
Bring inspiración
With each transformación
Pyramid and diamond too
There's no shape that we can't do
Carousel, a single tower
Heart of star and blooming flowers
Puppy dog, dinosaur
Promise just a couple more
Question mark, inverted V
And, of course, our favorite-- T
Tater: Wow! That looks insanely difficult.
Tere: For others, yes. But not when you are…
T-Sisters: The T-Sisters
We take the world by storm
Like three twisters
Help you find your final form
The T-Sisters
We're pretty and trendy
Also humble as can be
We've got perfect harmony~
Tater: Is this gonna keep going? Or…
T-Sisters: The T-Sisters
LotLot: Hey, I'm here to scare you all
With a show so cursed your skin is gonna crawl
Lots of ghosts, and also lots of blood
Oh, no, look a zombie baby's eating Cousin Bud
Tater: Oh gosh.
Boo! It's LotLot!
My show will make you shriek
Fear the onslaught
Of goblins, ghouls, and freaks
Boo! It's LotLot!
I'm giving you a scare
So tune in if you dare
Let's meet the whole ensemble
Gordita will have you screaming
ChaCha's possessed by a demon
Nacho is a masked intruder
Watch your neck, it's vampire Scooter!
Cut, Cut! Can we please get more blood on vampire Scooter?
Nachito Ramirez: Sorry LotLot, we ran out of blood oranges.
LotLot: We'll just have to use my backup bucket.
Tater: That's also from… blood oranges, right?
LotLot: Maybe.
Boo! It's LotLot!
The most spooky girl in town
Got a soft spot
For creepy evil clowns
Boo! It's LotLot!
I'm filling you with dread
It's the rising of the dead
Don't you look under the bed
Boo! It's LotLot!
Trivia[]
- The intro sequence was animated in the Philippines by Snipple Animation Studios.
- Meanwhile, The Theme Song Takeover version was either animated traditionally using pencil and paper then scan digitally using digital color and ink by Rough Draft Korea in Seoul, South Korea or animated digitally using character rigging animation technique using Toon Boom Harmony software by Liquid Animation in Fortitude Valley, Australia.
- The original upload of the opening was made private on April 11, 2024 due to the opening theme already being not fully representative of the final product at that point.
- There are 3 versions of the opening due to edits
- The original version with the Terremoto Heights and "Cookita".
- The second version with the Terremoto Heights sign but with a "Los Angeles" sign above it, "Lucita", and the Hollywood sign at the end being on the side of the hill rather than behind it.
- The third version now with the new Hacienda Hills sign.
- Before Tater shouts the first "¡Oye Primos!", the primos are shown mimicking the dancing scene in A Charlie Brown Christmas.
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