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[Cousin Bud reading]
Please be the Giant Kangaroo
Rat Sticky Paw.
Ah! Oh.
Oh, yay. Another Zebra
Sticky Paw. [groans]
Out of the 151 Sticky Paws
available to collect,
I've managed to get 150.
But, alas, the Giant Kangaroo
Rat Sticky Paw still eludes me.
[groans] Must keep trying. [grunts]
Ya no más, Tater,
these toys are a waste
of time and money.
[all agreeing indistinctly]
- [muttering]
- [Cousin Bud] Tater Gator,
maybe it's time you gave up
trying to collect them all.
Never! The machine is ready to pay out.
I can feel it in my bones.
I just need one more quarter.
One more crank!
Hey!
That's my college savings!
Sorry, prima,
but I can't let you fall
for this scam.
I know that look in your eye.
The greed, the power,
the hunger of wanting
all the Sticky Paws.
Trust me, I've been there before.
I used to own all the Sticky Paws
and more.
It was one of my business ventures
back when I was known not as Cousin Bud,
but as Cousin Buck.
[computer beeps]
Oh, yeah!
- I was at the top of my game...
- All right!
...and hooked on the rush of the trade,
and Sticky Paws.
- Until eventually...
- [exclaims]
...I started caring more
about the green in my back pocket
than the green in my backyard.
I hung up my man bun when I realized
I was neglecting my Nature Fam.
I wasn't myself back then.
I learned even if you collect them all,
it will not bring you true happiness.
That's a great story.
Four out of five stars.
But I can't give up now.
Not when I'm so close.
Zebra! [groans]
That was just a practice one.
One more. One more quarter!
Tater, if I get you the Giant Kangaroo
Rat Sticky Paw,
will you stop wasting
your college savings?
Yes! Yes!
One bazillion times, yes!
Okay, but you gotta promise me, Tater.
Primo Promise you'll stop me...
if I go too far.
Yeah, yeah. Primo Promise.
Avert your eyes.
- [thunder rumbles]
- [growls]
[growls]
Ah!
Not the sock, man!
[thunder rumbles]
[Cousin Bud groaning]
Crypto!
Roth! Roth!
- 401K!
- [thunder rumbles]
The buck starts here, baby.
That was incredible.
Can I come with you guys?
[chuckles] Sure, kid.
Just try not to get in my way.
Alex the trade rex,
- a trade?
- [groans]
How do I know I can trust you?
This should do.
Welcome back to the grind,
Cousin Buck.
We need info.
Who's your Sticky Paws supplier?
- We're hunting for--
- The Giant Kangaroo Rat?
- Forget it.
- Come on.
Everything has its price.
Hmm.
Okay. Quakey's gets its Sticky Paws
from Hector El Paletero.
He'll be waiting for you.
Pleasure doing business with ya.
The buck starts here, baby.
Hehe. [chuckles]
Hector the Paw collector,
a trade?
Who's your supplier?
[exclaims, screams]
Blaine the debt bane, a trade?
[exclaims] Psst. Supplier?
Here you go, man.
Sticky Paws going to...
Garage Possum, the-- um...
Uh...
A trade?
[Tater gasps] There it is.
The Giant Kangaroo Rat Sticky Paw!
Oh, beautiful!
Well, possum, what will it be?
The marsupial drives a hard bargain,
but can you resist my fresh compost?
[exclaims in excitement]
[gasps, laughs]
We did it! We finally did it!
With this last Sticky Paw,
now I have the whole complete collection.
- [both groan]
- [both] Huh?
[Tater] There's 100
new Sticky Paws? [gasps]
Your collection is not complete
until you buy all 251. [sighs]
There's even a new
limited edition Capybara Paw!
[growls]
- Oh, no!
- [Tater] No!
Cousin Bud was right. [sighs]
Collecting them all won't make me happy.
College savings safe again.
- [Cousin Bud] Hey, Tater.
- [gasps]
Ready to collect them all,
- T-Money?
- [thunder rumbles]
But I thought you said
Sticky Paws are a scam.
- To a regular Nachito, they're a scam.
- [groans]
But together, we can game the system.
We'll be like Robin Hood,
taking from the Sticky Paw rich
and giving them to the poor primos.
Besides,
don't you want that Capybara Sticky Paw?
Hmm?
Mm.
[mumbles] Yes!
One bazillion times, yes!
Then, the buck starts here, baby!
A, B, T, S, P.
Always Be Trading Sticky Paws.
Trade with your friends,
your mom, your possums,
and here's what you say.
My name is Tater
Ramirez Humphrey,
and I plan on being
the top Sticky Paw trader
in my firm.
You can trust me.
I'll trade you ten zebras
for your capybara.
Five wolves for your giant kangaroo rat.
I... Uh... Please trade with me.
I really need a trade.
ChaCha.
D, C, A, A, B, Y.
Don't Care About Anyone
But Yourself.
[chuckles]
Hector, the Paw collector. Trade?
- Yay!
- [laughs]
Roth! Roth! 401K!
[howls]
T, W, P, I, A, R, E.
The Worst Performer Is A Rotten Egg.
[blabbering, blows raspberry]
How does he do it?
Yes. Hello? Are you still there?
I don't want to be a rotten egg.
[Cousin Bud laughs evilly]
[continues laughing]
[grunts, groans]
Huh?
I told you not to get in my way.
Oh, no. Nachito, are you okay?
I don't think he likes me anymore.
[indistinct chatter]
[Tater] W, H, P, H.
Work Hard, Play Hard.
- Yay!
- [laughs]
Whoo-hoo!
- Yay!
- [exclaims]
ChaCha! ChaCha! [laughs]
- Chug, chug, chug, chug...
- [laughs]
...chug, chug, chug!
[all exclaiming]
[Cousin Bud laughs]
All right, Money Fam, settle down.
We're here to celebrate T-Money,
my right hand,
my right Sticky Paw,
who today joins
the man bun siblinghood.
[all] Man bun! Man bun! Man bun!
- [laughs]
- [Cousin Bud] Here.
Your very own fuzzy vest, socks,
and a Sticky Paw to tie
your hair into a man bun.
My own man bun? I don't know if--
Raise your paletas to Tater,
the Sticky Paw Player!
[all] To Tater! Hurrah!
[boy] Yeah!
[exclaiming]
Hm? Put that paleta down!
[exclaiming in fear]
Paletas are for closers only.
[groans]
That's not fair.
You're being mean to Nachito.
- Here, Nachito, you can have my paleta.
- [Cousin Bud] No!
[all exclaim]
Nachito can't have any!
That's not nice.
- Nachito, you can have ours.
- [all speaking indistinctly]
You can have as many
as you want.
[grunting, bones cracking]
[Cousin Bud groans]
It's not very cash money of you
to work together like this.
[all groaning]
[♪ dramatic music playing]
- [Cousin Bud grunts]
- [all groan]
I don't like this game anymore.
[Cousin Bud] That's the difference
between you and I.
Sticky Paws are not a game for me.
[screams]
They're my life!
- I am Sticky Paws!
- [all gasp]
- Cousin Bud?
- Cousin Bud?
No, that's not Cousin Bud,
that's a monster!
- [Cousin Bud growls]
- [Tater] The man bun is in control.
You may have corrupted Cousin Bud,
but you haven't corrupted me.
I know what I must do.
Oh, boy, me!
I have so much money!
$17 and a few pesos,
and I don't know what to do with it.
I was saving it for college,
but maybe I should invest in Sticky Paws.
[evil laugh]
[groans, growls]
[roars]
- Aah! Aah!
- [screams]
[Nachito] Cousin Bud,
your favorite cactus is struggling.
- Huh?
- It needs your care.
Huh? My Nature Fam?
[man bun growling]
No! The only green I care about is money.
Aah! [growls]
I'm bringing these plantas inside.
No!
They're outdoor plants, man.
Should I donate my money
to a charitable cause?
[Cousin Bud growls]
[growling]
Tater, now! Go for it!
[groans] No! No!
[Tater screams]
[grunting]
[Cousin Bud screaming]
[Cousin Bud groaning]
Cousin Bud, we missed you!
And your Nature Fam missed you, too.
Li'l cactus fam.
Oh, what have I done?
Ouch.
Tater, Nature Fam,
Nachito.
I'm so sorry, everyone.
No, I'm sorry, Cousin Bud.
If I had listened to you
in the first place
and stopped caring about
the Sticky Paws scam,
this would've never happened.
Primo hug?
Primo hug.
- [all exclaim]
- Yeah.
I Primo Promise
to never wear a man bun again, man.
Cousin Buck is gone.
Forever.
Oigan, chamacos.
A Fresadena prince
is going to make us rich
if I send him all our life savings.
[laughs]
- [all gasp]
- Oh, no!
Buela's about to fall for a scam.
[straining]
[narrator] Will Cousin Bud
become Cousin Buck again?
Stay tuned!