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[Tater] Summer of Calaboneys and Totoneys!
[snarling]
All right, Primos! We got this!
We can't lose!
And remember,
no do-overs!
[all] No do-overs!
Launch me behind enemy lines!
We've got you, prima.
Prickley pear warrior attacks
and...
Yes! A 20!
[narrator] Critical hit!
Prickle pear spine attack!
[all cheering]
[hissing]
Oh, no! Not the ladles!
Our soup's been cooked, man!
Savory doom.
If only there were a new warrior, who recently turned ten,
and could finally join your party!
In case you were wondering...
It's me!
[all chanting] Tater! Tater! Tater! Tater!
Ten long years, I've waited to join this game with the older primos!
Cala-basses y tossed salads!
If you're gonna play, you gotta get the name right.
Calabazas y Tostones!
We'll work on that later.
Right now, your party needs you!
Yes. Who will your character be?
[Tater] Meet... Sir Rumble de'Thumps!
She's a level 99 tuber,
with all of the strengths and none of the weaknesses.
She's got all the best equipment and can never lose!
I attack the ladles with my sword and...
One?
Ha! That's right! I am number one.
[screaming]
How did I miss?
Sorry, Tatey, a one's the worst roll.
You want a 20. That guarantees success.
Ooh, Tatey wanty! Lemme roll again!
- No do-overs! - But that was a practice roll!
Mm, I guess you can roll again.
Just this once.
- Yeah! - Come on.
That one didn't count.
Another one? Is this die broken?
That was still practice!
Oh, c'mon!
[grumbles]
Just one more roll.
I can feel it coming!
[grunts angrily]
I've never seen anyone with luck this awful.
It's kinda impressive.
Oye, why don't we pause for a sec?
We know it's your first time playing the game, but--
But you're playing it wrong!
There's but one sacred rule.
[all] No do-overs!
You just gotta deal with what you got.
And Sir Rumble's cool,
but you can't just rock up as a level 99 character.
You gotta start at one and put in the time,
like everybody else.
Oh...
Well... What will my character be then?
Tiny tuber.
Tiny little tuber. Stupid potato.
Adventure awaits! [gasps] But hark!
El Molcajete monster!
Hee-hee! Wuv me!
It'll take all of our wits and--
- I attack the Molcajete! - Tater, wait!
Spuds away!
Huh.
Agh! Rumble Junior!
Phew! Nasty.
You should've listened to us.
I'm defeated?
Not yet, we know a reviving chant
with the magical Casco de Calabaza!
[all] Calabaza, calabaza, Tater fue vencida.
Calabaza, calabaza, bring her back to vida!
Ugh!
You're alive again. What was it like on the other side?
Ugh, sticky and seedy!
But whatever!
Redemption arc starts...
- now! - [laughing]
Hi-yaa!
Let's do this!
Ya!
Spuds away!
No, Tater, you'll get fried!
Aiee!
Bleh.
Calabaza, calabaza, Tater fue vencida...
Ooh! Treasure!
Wait, you gotta check for traps!
Psh! Traps shmaps.
Spuds away!
[grater roars]
[groans]
Calabaza, calabaza, bring her back to vida.
[screaming]
One! One! One!
You have 19 other numbers!
Why do you hate me?
Calabaza, calabaza, bring her back to vida.
[grunts] No. Mas. Calabaza!
[exclaims]
- [all gasp] - El Casco de Calabaza!
We had to defeat the Blades of Doom for it!
That was the toughest boss fight ever.
What the hay, Tater?
I didn't wait ten years just to wear a dumb pumpkin on my head!
I don't just quit,
I rage-quit!
What? You can't quit yet!
The journey's just getting started.
Oh, yes, I can!
I'm starting my own game,
where every player can be whoever they want to be,
free from the tyranny of rules.
Who's with me?
Sounds cool, I'm in!
[grunts]
Uh, I mean, uh, no way!
Rules are... [gags]
cool.
See? We all like the rules the way they are!
Sorry, Tatey, I gotta go with Big Nacho on this one.
Fine! I'll play by myself!
I'll show you! No do-overs, huh?
I'm gonna do-over so much.
That's right... 20!
Hoo!
Get rumbled!
Twenty!
[grunts]
[retches]
Get thumped!
Twenty!
[panting]
I'm unstoppable!
[grunting]
At last... victory!
Sir Rumble de'Thumps no more.
I am Emperor Rumble de'Thumps,
ruler of the land of Calabasas!
Yeah! Whoo! I'm the best!
[laughter]
- [Big Nacho] Lita, you're a genius. - [Lita] And that's how you do it!
[laughter]
I... won.
Tater? What are you doing up here, daughter of mine?
I thought you were going to be playing board games with your primos?
Well, I made up a game that's way more fun!
[older primos] Oh, no way!
Oh, hijita, you look so sad, what happened?
It's not a big deal, it's just that...
Big Nacho made me a level one tuber,
while they're all level nines, and I kept rolling ones,
- and the grater, and the molcajete... - Uh-uh. Mm-hmm. Molcajete.
The treasure chest
- that's not a treasure chest. - Oh. Oh!
And they kept putting a smelly pumpkin
- on my head. - Mm-mm. Mm. Pumpkin? Oh!
And... and... and...
They're mean!
Hmph!
Big Na-- [inhales sharply]
Cool it, Beebs. Steady, girl.
Your baby needs to work this out on her own.
Uh, Mom?
Why don't you give them another chance?
Play the game as it is.
Don't worry about what you're not getting.
You'll have more fun just dealing with what'cha got.
[cheering and laughter]
[groans]
[thuds]
The Blades of Doom have grown stronger, man!
[blender roars]
Uncool!
Without El Casco de Calabaza to revive us, this could be the end.
And not in the fun way.
If we can just defeat the Blades,
we'll win a new Casco!
Vamonos, veggies!
It's sucking us in!
[all screaming]
[grunts] I... can't... hold on!
[grunts]
[screams]
[all screaming]
Huh? Huh!
- [effort grunts] - [Big Nacho] Tater?
Help!
[grunts] I've got you!
Whoa! Triumphant return?
[all] Wha?
I'm sorry for being such a rotten potato.
I dreamed about playing with you for so long
that I got carried away.
When you finally gave me the chance.
Oh, Tatey...
I was selfish and stubborn
and I shouldn't have destroyed el Casco de Calabaza.
Yeah, what'd it ever do to you?
I mean, it's okay, Small Fry.
We all needed time to get used to the game!
Yeah, Lot Lot still tries to turn us into
zombie zucchinis every now and then.
Guilty.
Hm. I understand now why you can't always get a do-over.
The game's more fun when you just deal with what you've got.
That's what I always say!
Calabaza, calabaza.
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish.
Fingerling Tater attacks the Blades of Doom!
Oh, Tater, no!
Oh, Tater, yes!
[grunts]
Booyah buh Calabaza!
No! Tater, what are you doing?
She's sacrificing herself for us!
[grunts]
[screaming] Agh!
[all gasp]
[dying gasp]
Primos... here's... your chance!
Bleh!
[Lita] Oh, lil' spud!
Your demise won't be in vain.
For Tater!
[all] For Tater!
Ghost pepper power!
Prickly pear punch!
Maize magic maelstrom.
Onion knight! Feel the burn!
Aah! Calabaza!
- [all cheering] - Yeah, we did it!
That was calab-awesome!
Yeah, Tatey, you saved the day,
even though you did rage-quit.
I'm sorry.
I know that there are no do-overs.
But if you forgive me, I promise that next time I'll do better
at Calabases and Tostones.
[all whispering]
Okay, but you gotta follow the rules!
And put some respect on the name.
It's Calabazas y Tostones!
Calabases y Tostonies!
We'll work on it, Tatey. Welcome back to the party!
But first, a resurrection ritual.
Yeah, should we use el Casco
to bring back Sir Rumble de'Thumps?
Nah.
One thing I've learned about level one tubers,
they're a most hearty folk.
I'll stick with this lil' guy. We can grow together.
Call me...
Taterling!
[all cheering]
♪ Time to make some dinner ♪
♪ What's it gonna-- ♪
[gasps]
Calabazas y Tostones!