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[Bibi] Summer of Heart Eyes.
[♪ furious rock riff playing]
Yes!
Child prodigy would be
an epic final form.
Mozart, Yo-Yo Ma,
Tater Ramirez Humphrey.
[gentle strumming, twang]
Ooh. I hope
Lita's guitar lessons
can expedite my skills.
Ah! Luckily, today
is our prima bonding time,
and according
to Lita's schedule,
she's off work.
We'll spend
the whole day
together. [chuckles]
Lita? Lita!
-[Big Nacho grunting]
-Finish him.
It's like her arm
is made of steel.
[in robotic voice] Titanium.
Resistance is futile.
Large Nacho.
[Big Nacho screams]
Hey, people! Where is Lita?
She's gonna
miss our bonding time.
Lita's missing?
We better act fast.
The first 48 hours
are the most important.
She's not missing.
She looked for
Quakey's earlier.
Buzzkill.
But it's her day off.
And I that boring that she
prefers work over Tater time?
-[sobbing]
-Um, no.
Hmm. Instead
of asking useless questions,
why not properly utilize
Lita's nuclear fam?
[in robotic voice]
Ask her siblings.
Oh, right. [laughs]
Her siblings.
-Necesitas algo, Tater?
-No, but I do need
something, Lucita.
Have you two noticed
anything strange
with Lita lately?
Hmm. She has been giggling
on the phone a lot.
Sí. And not only
is she always at work,
she actually shows up early.
We need to get
to the bottom of this
before my whole day of music
and movies with Lita
is messed up.
Time for a trip to Quakey's!
These aren't real binoculars.
They're just my hands.
Just as we thought.
She's in her civilian clothes.
-Who's that?
-Oh, I know them.
That's Alex, Lita's co-worker.
So, Lita abandoned me
for a co-worker?
-[Lucita] They look
more like amigas.
-Friends? But I'm her prima.
[gasps] What have
they got that I ain't got?
Must get closer. BRB.
All right, Lucita.
Remember, you're
a grown up now.
And action.
Sorry I'm late.
I threw my back out
as I was doing my taxes.
I'm between two names
for my board,
-Skatey Perry
or Shreddy Mercury.
-[laughs]
Shreddy Mercury?
I've never made
Lita laugh like that.
Bueno, Lita. Where did we
leave off yesterday?
Es tu turno.
So, truth or dare.
Uh, dare.
I dare you
to jam on stage with me.
Okay. But I should
warn you, it's like
I have two left hands.
It's okay. Yo te enseño.
[gasps]
-[gentle strum]
-That was E minor, but
it's actually majorly easy.
[laughs] Stinky pun.
[gentle strumming]
[slow drumming]
Lita's teaching them
how to make music?
That should've been me!
Uh-oh. Lita's blushing.
Aw. Not again.
Okay, spill it.
Why'd Lita
lose her cool card?
Did she get body swapped?
Oh, dear. You really
don't see it, prima?
Your animal books are
all about this kind of stuff.
What books?
I just read Romancimorphs
which are epic romances.
Ooh.
[in very deep voice]
My prima bonding time
has been foiled by love?
These are the classic
symptoms of new crush.
Lita laughs
a little too hard
at their jokes.
-She looks at them
with hard eyes and...
-The blushing!
-Tres por tres...
-Equals nine.
But why do you
seem so worried?
Isn't this a good thing?
Mm...
[Lucita] You don't remember
when that mime broke up
with her on Valentine's Day?
-[engine revving]
-[sighs]
[Scooter]
Or when that trumpet player
-broke her heart?
- [trumpet playing]
-[crying] This was our song!
-[tires screeching]
Pobre Lita
has a broken picker.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-[both laughing]
Wish we knew more about Alex.
Me, too. They seemed cool.
Pero, so did Armand, the mime.
[laughter]
Wait, no, no,
tell it again.
Since we're all
looking out for Lita here,
why don't we combine forces
and dig up some dirt...
intel on Alex?
-What do you think?
-Let's go.
Now, we sleuth.
[both] Whoa!
[yelps, grunts]
[sobs] I'll never
do a kickflip!
-You need help, kiddo?
-Mm-hmm.
-Check it out.
-[laughs] I did it!
Oh, that's nice of them.
-They got mad skills.
-Kind of a show-off,
if you ask me.
[lights buzz]
-[traffic noises]
-[lady whimpering]
-Need help? Allow me.
-Oh. Oh...
Oh, thank you, young person.
If I may ask one more favor,
could you teach me
a sweet trick
on my skateboard?
-Sure.
-[lady grunting]
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Nobody's that nice.
You must be hiding something.
[meowing]
This is a classic.
And here comes
St. Alex to the rescue.
[gasps] Or not!
Look at them
abandoning that cat just
like they'll abandon Lita.
Hold up.
[Alex] [grunts] Gotcha!
What?
[meowing]
Alex seems kind of perfect.
Yeah, maybe Lita has finally
broken her pattern.
Y sabes qué?
My shoulders are
starting to numb.
Let's go home.
But... But you
can't give up yet.
Ugh. Fine.
I'm seeing this case through.
[visitor bell dings]
Can I get those?
Awesome.
Buying flowers for Lita?
That's pretty romantic.
[groans softly] Maybe
they are legit, after all.
Now, can you add a message
that says, "For Mercedes?
the most important
woman in my life."
[gasps] Alex doesn't
know Lita's name!
No wait. Alex is
wooing another!
I must warn Lita!
This one's called "Alex,
my Almost Ex."
And it's not about heartbreak.
-[♪ rock music playing]
-Thanks to Tater,
my favorite prima.
Lita! I have
breaking news for you!
Hey, there you are.
I owe you
an apology for missing
our lesson earlier.
I've been
a little preoccupied lately.
-Yeah, well, I...
-I have this new friend
that I think I'm vibing with,
but I can't tell
if they feel the same.
Ah, anyway,
enough about me.
Qué onda?
What's the big news?
[squeals, splutters]
It's about my surprise
for our prima movie night.
See, I asked Scooter
to make us bonnets for
Kung Fu Bustle,
The Movie, The Musical!
Oh, darn,
that's too small.
I really wanted to look
like a Victorian baby.
Well, we should get going.
Don't wanna miss
the opening kung fu credits.
[groans]
[♪ orchestral score playing]
All right, prima time
is back, baby.
You know,
I missed you this week.
The other primas
don't get me like you...
[gasps] You!
What are you doing here?
It's cool
if Alex joins us, right?
But them, here, why?
After all,
betrayal feels great
in a place like this.
I disagree.
-[Alex] Want some?
-[Tater] Mm-mm.
Can I have some?
Only if I can have
some of your candy.
[laughing] Fine. Here you go.
-[laughing] Hey, watch it!
-Hey! I'm trying
to watch a movie here!
[groans]
That's it!
Lita, Alex is a liar.
They already have a lady
in their life named Mercedes.
-[moviegoers gasp]
-Or are you going to deny it?
No, I mean, es verdad.
[moviegoers gasp]
See? It's settled
that you and Alex
should just stay co-workers.
Lucita and Scooter
agree with me, too.
[Scooter] [clears throat]
No, they don't.
[gasps] Eh, tú, Lucita?
Hey, I'm trying
to watch a movie.
[overlapping chatter]
Tater, I get why you're mad.
I shouldn't have
invited Alex here
without asking you first.
But don't be mad at them.
It was my bad.
B-but what about Mercedes,
the most important woman
in your life?
Uh, she is. She's my mom.
See, I got her flowers
because she had an injury
after a bad kickflip.
In terms of a relationship,
I don't have a girlfriend yet.
[gasps]
[♪ furious riffs playing]
-[♪ "Funeral March" playing]
-Hiss!
Yes! [laughs] Yes!
Now, you must
spend time with me,
only me!
[retches] I'm the villain?
We're sorry
for snooping, hermana.
We were just
worried about you.
It's okay, hermanita.
We thought you crushed
on someone who'd
break your heart.
Like Armand,
and trumpet girl,
and surf instructor.
Stop talking. Gracias.
No need to list more.
I appreciate the worry.
But one day, you'll get it.
Heartbreak sucks,
but it's part of dating.
We learn from it,
and if we're lucky,
it leads us
to the right person.
[sobbing] Beautiful.
That's my favorite
Romancimorphs book.
Romancimorphs?
Well, that was my
favorite series as a kid.
Merman and Capybara
are end game.
[gasps] [strains]
Alex is the coolest!