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TATER: "Summer of" I can't say that.

BUELA: Psst. "Quehaceres," sweetie.

TATER: Through the years,

women have carved
their names in history,

one legend at a time.

Each woman had a vision,

and to plan her vision,

each woman had a vision board,

Probably. You know,

a sweet collage of inspiration
to fuel their goals and dreams!

And, diary, I have
so many dreams for the Summer of Tater.

My vision board is going to be...

(READING)

(STOMACH GROWLS)

Yup, a vision board.
Right after breakfast!

(ALL CHOMPING)

Tia Bibi spins the huevos rancheros.

She eyes Lita's plato.

She shoots and...

Goal!

(ALL CHEERING)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

Dang! Mom looks happy
this morning.

(GASPS)

Fancy cereal!
We never get this!

(SIGHS) Ah, fancy cereal
for the guests.

Yep, plenty of gruel, though.

(GROANS)

- LUCITA: Thanks, Tia!
- NACHITO: What're we doin' today?

Welp, I'm off to visionize! See ya.

Huddle up, Team Humphrey!

With the primos here,
we all have to step up to be good hosts.

Good hosts?

Yes, sweetie!

Clean up after our guests,

keep them entertained,
and make sure they're comfy!

- (YELPS)
- Too bad you didn't visionize this.

But we didn't invite them over!

Yo se, hija.

I invited them! And that's why
we're going to split the duties.

I'll handle all the entertainment,

and you girls can start
by washing the dishes.

Helpful Humphreys
keep guests clean and comfy!

Are we married to that motto?

Why can't we do the entertainment?

Because I already
have it planned, hijitas!

There's gonna be all sorts of fun stuff!

Now who's on dish duty?

I volunteer to fold socks!

Here. Good teams need
good communication.

I guess this is kinda fun.

Helpful Humphreys
keep guests clean and comfy!

If you're lookin' for comfy

Look no further than Humphrey!

- (BABBLES)
- What's that, Baby Bud?

You wanna help your big sis?

(BABY BUD GURGLING)

(CHUCKLES)

(GIGGLES)

Huh. These name-brand boxes
are so sturdy.

You'll make a great base
for my vision board!

Off to my lair!

Whoa!

(YELPS)

Done already? Great.

I need you to pick up
the mess in the hallway.

I'd ask Nellie to do it,
pero la pobre,

she's swamped with laundry duty!

Yeah, I'm sure she is.

I'm so proud of both of my girls
for being such Helpful Humphreys!

I'm off to arts and crafts!

Happy little trees!

- Oh, Nellie...
- (GIGGLING)

(SHRIEKS)

(NELLIE SLURPING)

Does this look like navy
or deep cerulean?

- (DOOR OPENS)
- I knew it!

You're fake working!

Me? I'm just doing my duty.

And kinda getting into it!

Looks like you have to enjoy
those chores all by yourself.

Well, "socks" to be you!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

BIBI: Hay que limpiar
Hay que limpiar Clean it all up

Mom!

TATER: Here's a song for you
if you hate to do chores

Everybody knows they're a bore

But the primos stay
messin' up the hallway

Then Mama comes
asking for favores like...

Hay que limpiar, Hay que limpiar
Clean it all up

Ugh! Mom!

Don't you know
I've got a life to live?

And don't you know
I've given all I got to give and

Mom, please you're killing me

Sing along if you agree
chores stink

CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar
Clean it all up!

All I got to say is
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar
Clean it all up!

Every single day like
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

CHORUS: Hay que limpiar, hay que limpiar
Clean it all up!

Everybody in the place make
sounds with your mouth

If you hate cleaning house
but your mom insists you must

CHORUS: Clean it all up!

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Okay. (SIGHS) Finally done.

Now I can get
back to my vision board.

- BIBI: Double, double toil and trouble!
- Huh?

Fire burn and cauldron bubble!

Out, you darn spot.

And that concludes Act five!

(ALL CHEERING)

- That was fanatic.
- I did not see that coming.

Oh, Tater, ay ¡que bueno!
I have a big favor to ask.

(GRUNTS) Yes?

Well, since you've been
so helpful I think... (STAMMERS)

(IMITATING LADY SOCK-BETH)
I mean, Lady Sock thinks that

you can handle
the toughest chore yet, ¡el bano!

The closet?

No, hija,

(DISTORTED) the bathroom!

(YELLS) The bathroom?

Mom, I've been
looking everywhere for that sock!

(WHIMPERING)

Tater, porfis.
You see how swamped Nellie is.

Can I count on you
to be a Helpful Humphrey?

Aw, I need a new Lady Sock-Beth.

(IN PIRATE VOICE)
Fishing for pairs, Fishing for pairs.

(GROANS)

Nellie, we need to talk!

Shh! You'll spook the pairs!

Uh... You okay?

Listen, I'm looking
for a great white crew sock.

Like this one?

No, that's a gold toe! (GROANS)

I was just trying to get out of work.

But now,
I just want to seek the white

in the sea of blue.

Gentlemen, it's been an honor.

Guess the bathroom's all on me.

- TABI: Bath bomb! (GIGGLES)
- Toñita: Hi, Tater!

(GASPS)

The T-Sisters and their spa days!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Hahaha! You can't hide!

Wow! I'm glad the primos
get fun Bibi!

Mom wants a Helpful Humphrey.

I'll show her
a Helpful Humphrey!

I'm going to help this Humphrey!

I'll just pretend to work.

That's genius, Tater!

Thanks, Holographic Vision Tiger!

There, nearly done! Pretty, huh?

Why, it's just as pretty
as a picture, Tater!

But it sure is empty.

Well, by the end of
the Summer of Tater,

I will be new
and improved and, um, improved, and...

Hmm. Sounds like your vision board
doesn't have much of a vision.

Objection!

TATER: Ugh, a mop?
Save that for Bibi!

I bet filling mom's
vision board would be so easy.

It would be all about cleaning
and being a good host!

BIBI: Hey, being a good host
is important!

I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning!

BIBI: I mean I love hosting,
but, oh, Bud,

I'm not sure I can keep going!

No, no, no, no, guerito,
I'm just so exhausted.

I already went through
all my ideas for entertainment!

Si, even Lady Sock-Beth!

- (THUDS)
- (BIBI SOBS)

But she had
the longest list ever! Didn't she?

I was so excited to have
all of the primos here for the summer,

but it's a lot of work
para una persona.

If it wasn't for Tater's help,

I don't know what I'd do.

I guess Mom does need my help.

I could try to clean up a little...

- (BANGING ON DOOR)
- BIG NACHO: Open up, it's an emergency!

Uh, hang on!

BIG NACHO: Por fa! I gotta go!

But I'm cleaning!

I'll help clean later!
But you gotta let me in now,

or there will be an even
bigger mess to clean!

Ugh, TMI. Fine, come in.

(DOOR SLAMS)

(RUMBLING)

Phew!

Oh, no, no, no!

(BELLS CHIMING)

Wait. You actually cleaned?

Sure, it's no big for Big Nacho!

These corner spots could
probably use some of my famous musculo.

Hey, I wanna clean tambien!

Aw, you're such a copycat, hermanito.

But hop on!

So, you don't mind cleaning?

Hey! We were raised right!

¡Claro! We're good guests!

Good guests, huh?

It's time for everyone to be
a Helpful Humphrey.

So what I'm asking is, uh,

how good of a guest can you be?

Oh, we always get a five-star
guest rating everywhere we go!

Well, then, you can get
a five-star guest rating

at Casa Humphrey, too.

ALL: Ooh!

COUSIN BUD: I made
this cleaner myself.

It's all natural.

Thanks, Cousin Bud.

That's a spooky
good job. (CHUCKLES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Perfect form!

Cleared for takeoff.

(BANGS)

Nice!

Stick around! (GRUNTS)

BOTH: Yay! (GIGGLING)

(CHUCKLING)

Hija, is the blindfold
really necessary?

No, it isn't.

(CLEARS THROAT)
And now, I present to you...

(GASPS)

...the Helpful Humphreys
Chore Chart...

Now with 100% more primos!

(CRYING)

Not the reaction I was expecting.

No, no, no, no, this is great, Tater.

(CRYING LOUDER)
I am just so happy!

This is such a clever idea.

You really stepped up
for me today!

Well, honestly, I just wanted

more time to focus
on my vision board.

Wait, you were trying to make
a vision board today?

Yup. Speaking of which,

do we have any more
old cereal boxes?

No, Tater.

Your vision board deserves supplies

that are as special as you!

In fact, I've been
saving something for you.

Wow, Ma, you're giving me
your fancy art box?

It's your fancy art box now, Tater.

And maybe this board's big enough
for all your hopes and dreams!

Bravissima!

Thanks, Mom!

But, you know, it wasn't all me.

Everyone's helping now!

(SCREAMS) Hey, primos!
New chores are up!

- ALL: Whoo! Yeah!
- BIG NACHO: Musculo time!

Hey, where's Nellie's name?

Actually, where's Nellie?

Phew. What a day!

Glad to be home for some
peace, quiet, and sanity.

- (DOOR RUMBLES)
- Avast, ye landlubber!

(TRUCK STARTING)

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Arr! I've gotcha!

ve Episode transcripts
Season 1 1. Summer of Tater/Summer of Primos • 2. Summer of Quehaceres/Summer of La Muñeca • 3. Summer of Los Diez/Summer of Lit-Tater-Atura • 4. Summer of Herramientas/Summer of La Naturaleza • 5. Summer of Pam/Summer of La Trabajadora • 6. Summer of La Madriguera/Summer of Los Pollos Hermanos • 7. Summer of El Patín/Summer of Chisme • 8. Summer of No Sabo/Summer of Bookita • 9. Summer of The 13th Primo/Summer of Cuadros • 10. Summer of Tater Luna/Summer of El Chu-PAW-Cabra • 11. Summer of The Baby Races/Summer of La Extraterrestre • 12. Summer of El Futuro/Summer of Super No Entiendo 64 • 13. Summer of La Excavación/Summer of La Pijamada • 14. Summer of Imi-Tater/Summer of Ignacio • 15. Summer of El Cringe/Summer of Taternomics • 16. Summer of La Hamaca/Summer of The Santa Anas • 17. Summer of Segundos/Summer of Breaking Bud • 18. Summer of Gwenship/Summer of Heart Eyes • 19. Summer of Hacienda Chills/Summer of Los Bots • 20. Summer of the Mixtape/Summer of Je Ne Sais Quoi • 21. Summer of Local Girl/Summer of Cumple • 22. Summer of La Cultura/Summer of Santa Tabi • 23. Summer of Calabazas y Tostones/Summer of El Demo • 24. Summer of Los Limones/Summer of La Iguana • 25. Summer of Primo-lympics/Summer of Las Tóxicas • 26. Summer of El Fanfic/Summer of Las Muralistas • 27. Summer of Booyah Buh Bisabuela/Summer of Silencio • 28. Summer of Sueños
Pilots 1. Animation Test • 2.¡Feliz Cumple!
Shorts 1. How NOT To Draw: Tater